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Shit

Full of shit, eller hur? It's funny... incredibly funny. Someone's shit gets sold via Sothebys. The ordinary shit that is being shat out by many people around... is just some nasty shit that no one cares about. Well, posting on the confession reso...

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20 weeks 5 days 19 hours 47 minutes 38 seconds ago
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My father killed himself

My dad killed himself the other day. In the suicide note, he said I was an accident, was planned to be aborted, and on top that, I'm the reason he killed himself. Edit: My mother now hates me Edit: My dad left me nothing in his will. Im deadas...

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28 weeks 3 days 5 hours 52 minutes 31 seconds ago
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naked neighbor

Me and 3 other girls see my neighbor naked almost anytime we want. He lifts weights and walks on a treadmill naked almost every night of the week. He never has the curtain pulled all the way closed on his sliding door. I usually watch him about 2...

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33 weeks 4 days 4 hours 13 minutes 54 seconds ago
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Couldn't do Mom's makeup

My mother asked me to do her makeup for a work Christmas do, because I regularly do makeup for my (younger) friends and have a reputation for being good at it. The trouble is ... her eyes are very wrinkly and she has hooded droopy eyelids, so it w...

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36 weeks 1 day 2 hours 16 minutes 4 seconds ago
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They made it work

My friends were poking fun at the fact that my boyfriend and my fursonas are a fox and a rabbit respectively since there natural enemies. I almost immediately responded without thinking with "tails and cream form sonic made it work so why can...

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38 weeks 2 days 14 hours 48 minutes 8 seconds ago
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I think I'm GAY

Once in a while I realise it and then I forget. Over and over. All my life is a swing - Oh fuck I'm gay - Yeah, I'm gay that makes sense - No, I'm not gay I like MEN - I can't possibly be gay - No I'm not gay not gay not gay not gay - Fuck being a...

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44 weeks 0 days 0 hours 46 minutes 0 seconds ago
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Confident

Shaved the hair around my penis. Feeling confident !!

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112 weeks 6 days 1 hour 34 minutes 27 seconds ago
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My boyfriend's mom

Well I was at his place when this happened. His mother wanted to make some fun and she challenged me on a "fake fight" in front of my BF and his father. I accepted thinking that it will be fake but she gave me a real slap, and she laughe...

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114 weeks 5 days 17 hours 41 minutes 32 seconds ago
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facebook drama

One person went after me through facebook. Said lies about me on my timeline swearing and all. I deleted and blocked her. When I was asked why didn't I defend myself, I admitted that I wasn't interested in the drama. The part that I kept to myself...

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119 weeks 2 days 0 hours 51 minutes 55 seconds ago
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Unisex Dressing Rooms

Years ago there was a department store that had four adjoining dressing rooms that anyone could use. I was looking for a pair of mens jeans and took a couple into one of the rooms. To my surprise, someone had made a small hole in the wall that s...

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128 weeks 0 days 4 hours 20 minutes 57 seconds ago
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