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<a href="www.pornhub.com">Yeah</a>

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5 weeks 1 day 11 hours 34 minutes 43 seconds ago
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When I was 7 . . .

I saw the movie Home Alone Lost in New York for the first time. This was fine and all until I saw the character, Marv. My uncle looks EXACTLY like him - and I thought for the longest time that my uncle was Marv and had escaped from prison.

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7 weeks 6 days 2 hours 34 minutes 11 seconds ago
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Shit

Full of shit, eller hur? It's funny... incredibly funny. Someone's shit gets sold via Sothebys. The ordinary shit that is being shat out by many people around... is just some nasty shit that no one cares about. Well, posting on the confession reso...

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29 weeks 0 days 23 hours 44 minutes 36 seconds ago
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My father killed himself

My dad killed himself the other day. In the suicide note, he said I was an accident, was planned to be aborted, and on top that, I'm the reason he killed himself. Edit: My mother now hates me Edit: My dad left me nothing in his will. Im deadas...

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36 weeks 5 days 9 hours 49 minutes 29 seconds ago
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naked neighbor

Me and 3 other girls see my neighbor naked almost anytime we want. He lifts weights and walks on a treadmill naked almost every night of the week. He never has the curtain pulled all the way closed on his sliding door. I usually watch him about 2...

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41 weeks 6 days 8 hours 10 minutes 52 seconds ago
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Couldn't do Mom's makeup

My mother asked me to do her makeup for a work Christmas do, because I regularly do makeup for my (younger) friends and have a reputation for being good at it. The trouble is ... her eyes are very wrinkly and she has hooded droopy eyelids, so it w...

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44 weeks 3 days 6 hours 13 minutes 2 seconds ago
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They made it work

My friends were poking fun at the fact that my boyfriend and my fursonas are a fox and a rabbit respectively since there natural enemies. I almost immediately responded without thinking with "tails and cream form sonic made it work so why can...

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46 weeks 4 days 18 hours 45 minutes 6 seconds ago
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I think I'm GAY

Once in a while I realise it and then I forget. Over and over. All my life is a swing - Oh fuck I'm gay - Yeah, I'm gay that makes sense - No, I'm not gay I like MEN - I can't possibly be gay - No I'm not gay not gay not gay not gay - Fuck being a...

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52 weeks 2 days 4 hours 42 minutes 58 seconds ago
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Confident

Shaved the hair around my penis. Feeling confident !!

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121 weeks 1 day 5 hours 31 minutes 25 seconds ago
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My boyfriend's mom

Well I was at his place when this happened. His mother wanted to make some fun and she challenged me on a "fake fight" in front of my BF and his father. I accepted thinking that it will be fake but she gave me a real slap, and she laughe...

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123 weeks 0 days 21 hours 38 minutes 30 seconds ago
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