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<a href="www.pornhub.com">Yeah</a>

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22 weeks 6 days 18 hours 25 minutes 22 seconds ago
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When I was 7 . . .

I saw the movie Home Alone Lost in New York for the first time. This was fine and all until I saw the character, Marv. My uncle looks EXACTLY like him - and I thought for the longest time that my uncle was Marv and had escaped from prison.

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25 weeks 4 days 9 hours 24 minutes 50 seconds ago
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Shit

Full of shit, eller hur? It's funny... incredibly funny. Someone's shit gets sold via Sothebys. The ordinary shit that is being shat out by many people around... is just some nasty shit that no one cares about. Well, posting on the confession reso...

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46 weeks 6 days 6 hours 35 minutes 15 seconds ago
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My father killed himself

My dad killed himself the other day. In the suicide note, he said I was an accident, was planned to be aborted, and on top that, I'm the reason he killed himself. Edit: My mother now hates me Edit: My dad left me nothing in his will. Im deadas...

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54 weeks 3 days 16 hours 40 minutes 8 seconds ago
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naked neighbor

Me and 3 other girls see my neighbor naked almost anytime we want. He lifts weights and walks on a treadmill naked almost every night of the week. He never has the curtain pulled all the way closed on his sliding door. I usually watch him about 2...

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59 weeks 4 days 15 hours 1 minute 31 seconds ago
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Couldn't do Mom's makeup

My mother asked me to do her makeup for a work Christmas do, because I regularly do makeup for my (younger) friends and have a reputation for being good at it. The trouble is ... her eyes are very wrinkly and she has hooded droopy eyelids, so it w...

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62 weeks 1 day 13 hours 3 minutes 41 seconds ago
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They made it work

My friends were poking fun at the fact that my boyfriend and my fursonas are a fox and a rabbit respectively since there natural enemies. I almost immediately responded without thinking with "tails and cream form sonic made it work so why can...

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64 weeks 3 days 1 hour 35 minutes 45 seconds ago
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I think I'm GAY

Once in a while I realise it and then I forget. Over and over. All my life is a swing - Oh fuck I'm gay - Yeah, I'm gay that makes sense - No, I'm not gay I like MEN - I can't possibly be gay - No I'm not gay not gay not gay not gay - Fuck being a...

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70 weeks 0 days 11 hours 33 minutes 37 seconds ago
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Confident

Shaved the hair around my penis. Feeling confident !!

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138 weeks 6 days 12 hours 22 minutes 4 seconds ago
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My boyfriend's mom

Well I was at his place when this happened. His mother wanted to make some fun and she challenged me on a "fake fight" in front of my BF and his father. I accepted thinking that it will be fake but she gave me a real slap, and she laughe...

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140 weeks 6 days 4 hours 29 minutes 9 seconds ago
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