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Unisex Dressing Rooms

Years ago there was a department store that had four adjoining dressing rooms that anyone could use. I was looking for a pair of mens jeans and took a couple into one of the rooms. To my surprise, someone had made a small hole in the wall that s...

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128 weeks 4 days 16 hours 39 minutes 24 seconds ago
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Porn lol

i always knew my husband looked at porn so it wasn't that big a deal to me when I happened upon it on his phone one day....I wasn't snooping we were gps ing for Christmas.....but I was so curious about what type of porn he looked at. So I looked a...

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138 weeks 5 days 10 hours 8 minutes 22 seconds ago
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I don't know what to say...

Here I had been needing money, my account at negative. I got this push, this urge to look at my account even though I had been avoidng it. You won't believe this. The state of Texas went after my ex for not paying child support. And they apparentl...

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149 weeks 0 days 12 hours 47 minutes 18 seconds ago
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GRAMMAR, PEOPLE!!

Just because it's the internet doesn't mean you should use bad grammar so that it's hard to understand what you're trying to say... Well, then again, I am a bit of a perfectionist and English freak...

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158 weeks 6 days 3 hours 38 minutes 48 seconds ago
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Slap Happy

When I'm alone and get tired and slap happy, I call 1-800 chat lines and say weird stuff into the phone. It also helps me not feel so alone.

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164 weeks 0 days 15 hours 48 minutes 57 seconds ago
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FB

I have a alternate Facebook account that my wife doesn’t know about. It has a fake name but all of my pictures are real. Some of the pictures even include family. I have just crossed the threshold into my 30′s and I hate my very existence. My ...

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176 weeks 0 days 12 hours 27 minutes 29 seconds ago
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This Stinks

I'm in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. We have been in the car for 20 hours on a road trip and I have to fart so bad.

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180 weeks 0 days 15 hours 6 minutes 32 seconds ago
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valentines day gift

My mom got me to go out and buy my dad a valentines gift so i did... Then I got home and ate it. oops, now I feel bad :(

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184 weeks 0 days 5 hours 25 minutes 38 seconds ago
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Lately, at night

I cannot sleep with a shirt on. For some reason, it gets really hot and uncomfortable to wear any clothes to sleep at all this past week. I get stark naked and it feels heavenly. Just all that is good in a moment. Cheers to sleeping in the buff!

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188 weeks 3 days 23 hours 0 minutes 52 seconds ago
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paul walker

im sooooo glad paul walker finely died he was a cock sucker and a fag ,I hope he suffered agony as he burnt to death , fuck you paul walker rot in hell

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193 weeks 5 days 14 hours 54 minutes 25 seconds ago
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