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paul walker

im sooooo glad paul walker finely died he was a cock sucker and a fag ,I hope he suffered agony as he burnt to death , fuck you paul walker rot in hell

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210 weeks 2 days 3 hours 42 minutes 49 seconds ago
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U.U

I'm Kira. *cough And secretly in love with L cough*

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211 weeks 3 days 22 hours 7 minutes 1 second ago
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Thirsty Girls!

Really tired of seeing girls take a guys hat and wear it. First: Did parents teach you to steal? Second: If the hat has a sticker on the bill, don't touch it. Ever. Third: You look thirsty.

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219 weeks 2 days 22 hours 41 minutes 58 seconds ago
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twisted

I am staying locked up and giving my clothes away to kids. I don't need them now. someone wants to take my pretty clothes from me. my sister, her chinx, rudi, all these dogs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsfuunmXARA

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228 weeks 1 day 22 hours 58 minutes 55 seconds ago
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Old Man hair gel freak

I was in the hospital awhile back, in a four-bed room. There was an old man in one bed who was bald, and would comb his hair from the back up around his bald spot and hold it in place with a ton of gel. It sat like a swirl on the top of his head. ...

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243 weeks 4 days 23 hours 37 minutes 49 seconds ago
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Old Man Prank

5 years ago this old guy at the campground kept yelling at me for "trespassing on his property" just for walking past his trailer. So one day when he was sitting on the docks by the lake fishing I snuck up behind him and I was going to ...

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257 weeks 0 days 23 hours 23 minutes 38 seconds ago
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Gangnam Style

Last night I fucked my girlfriend. I was sitting on the dresser while she was on top, facing away. Then she starting dancing to Gangnam Style while fucking me. Um. I don't know what to say.

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270 weeks 3 days 0 hours 37 minutes 51 seconds ago
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Very loud sex

I was walking outside my apartment building putting away my bike. I could hear my downstairs neighbors having sex from outside and now i'm afraid to talk to them because it's so embarrassing for me.

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277 weeks 2 days 17 hours 43 minutes 36 seconds ago
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bbw

i'm a 600 lb woman and when my friend with benefit came over to the house i jumped on top of him and when i thought i was gonna hump him on the table it collapsed and i fell on him and crushed his back.. poor little boy

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290 weeks 4 days 4 hours 32 minutes 38 seconds ago
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Shit covered reciept

So i bought some KY, because my girlfriend and I were curious about anal. We tried the jelly, but i am a little to 'thick' to get it in fully, so we had to quit. Shes pretty much over it because it stretched out her ass and some poo dripped out wh...

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294 weeks 0 days 7 hours 57 minutes 55 seconds ago
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