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Thirsty Girls!

Really tired of seeing girls take a guys hat and wear it. First: Did parents teach you to steal? Second: If the hat has a sticker on the bill, don't touch it. Ever. Third: You look thirsty.

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194 weeks 1 day 16 hours 57 minutes 19 seconds ago
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twisted

I am staying locked up and giving my clothes away to kids. I don't need them now. someone wants to take my pretty clothes from me. my sister, her chinx, rudi, all these dogs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsfuunmXARA

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203 weeks 0 days 17 hours 14 minutes 16 seconds ago
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Old Man hair gel freak

I was in the hospital awhile back, in a four-bed room. There was an old man in one bed who was bald, and would comb his hair from the back up around his bald spot and hold it in place with a ton of gel. It sat like a swirl on the top of his head. ...

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218 weeks 3 days 17 hours 53 minutes 10 seconds ago
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Old Man Prank

5 years ago this old guy at the campground kept yelling at me for "trespassing on his property" just for walking past his trailer. So one day when he was sitting on the docks by the lake fishing I snuck up behind him and I was going to ...

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231 weeks 6 days 17 hours 38 minutes 59 seconds ago
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Gangnam Style

Last night I fucked my girlfriend. I was sitting on the dresser while she was on top, facing away. Then she starting dancing to Gangnam Style while fucking me. Um. I don't know what to say.

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245 weeks 1 day 18 hours 53 minutes 12 seconds ago
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Very loud sex

I was walking outside my apartment building putting away my bike. I could hear my downstairs neighbors having sex from outside and now i'm afraid to talk to them because it's so embarrassing for me.

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252 weeks 1 day 11 hours 58 minutes 57 seconds ago
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bbw

i'm a 600 lb woman and when my friend with benefit came over to the house i jumped on top of him and when i thought i was gonna hump him on the table it collapsed and i fell on him and crushed his back.. poor little boy

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265 weeks 2 days 22 hours 47 minutes 59 seconds ago
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Shit covered reciept

So i bought some KY, because my girlfriend and I were curious about anal. We tried the jelly, but i am a little to 'thick' to get it in fully, so we had to quit. Shes pretty much over it because it stretched out her ass and some poo dripped out wh...

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268 weeks 6 days 2 hours 13 minutes 16 seconds ago
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Magic

People hate bronies, they say they're the cancer of the internet. Now, I am a 21 year old male who very much enjoys the show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. It makes me nostalgic for 90's cartoons I grew up with...the writing is great, the ...

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271 weeks 5 days 11 hours 37 minutes 1 second ago
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How To Make Oranges ?

Does anyone here knows how to make real juices out of oranges ? Hey , I've tried to make some today and it didn't work out for me. So what will i do here ?

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276 weeks 1 day 19 hours 19 minutes 10 seconds ago
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