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I'm Kira. *cough And secretly in love with L cough*

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195 weeks 0 days 9 hours 18 minutes 27 seconds ago
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Thirsty Girls!

Really tired of seeing girls take a guys hat and wear it. First: Did parents teach you to steal? Second: If the hat has a sticker on the bill, don't touch it. Ever. Third: You look thirsty.

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202 weeks 6 days 9 hours 53 minutes 24 seconds ago
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twisted

I am staying locked up and giving my clothes away to kids. I don't need them now. someone wants to take my pretty clothes from me. my sister, her chinx, rudi, all these dogs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsfuunmXARA

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211 weeks 5 days 10 hours 10 minutes 21 seconds ago
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Old Man hair gel freak

I was in the hospital awhile back, in a four-bed room. There was an old man in one bed who was bald, and would comb his hair from the back up around his bald spot and hold it in place with a ton of gel. It sat like a swirl on the top of his head. ...

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227 weeks 1 day 10 hours 49 minutes 15 seconds ago
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Old Man Prank

5 years ago this old guy at the campground kept yelling at me for "trespassing on his property" just for walking past his trailer. So one day when he was sitting on the docks by the lake fishing I snuck up behind him and I was going to ...

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240 weeks 4 days 10 hours 35 minutes 4 seconds ago
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Gangnam Style

Last night I fucked my girlfriend. I was sitting on the dresser while she was on top, facing away. Then she starting dancing to Gangnam Style while fucking me. Um. I don't know what to say.

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253 weeks 6 days 11 hours 49 minutes 17 seconds ago
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Very loud sex

I was walking outside my apartment building putting away my bike. I could hear my downstairs neighbors having sex from outside and now i'm afraid to talk to them because it's so embarrassing for me.

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260 weeks 6 days 4 hours 55 minutes 2 seconds ago
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bbw

i'm a 600 lb woman and when my friend with benefit came over to the house i jumped on top of him and when i thought i was gonna hump him on the table it collapsed and i fell on him and crushed his back.. poor little boy

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274 weeks 0 days 15 hours 44 minutes 4 seconds ago
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Shit covered reciept

So i bought some KY, because my girlfriend and I were curious about anal. We tried the jelly, but i am a little to 'thick' to get it in fully, so we had to quit. Shes pretty much over it because it stretched out her ass and some poo dripped out wh...

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277 weeks 3 days 19 hours 9 minutes 21 seconds ago
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Magic

People hate bronies, they say they're the cancer of the internet. Now, I am a 21 year old male who very much enjoys the show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. It makes me nostalgic for 90's cartoons I grew up with...the writing is great, the ...

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280 weeks 3 days 4 hours 33 minutes 6 seconds ago
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